
(Source: darthgnar)

(Source: indycat, via juliasegal)

Look at this gorgeous persian creature.
HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING THAT JELLY IN THE FREEZER? KIND OF DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF HAVING A LIGHT AND TENDER TOUCH, IF YOU ASK ME.
WHOEVER INVENTED PROSTATE EXAMS IS AN ASSHOLE.
… THERE’S A JOKE IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
I COULD PROBABLY THINK OF IT IF I WASN’T TOO BUSY CRYING INSIDE.