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kyrumption:

#When you see Hocus Pocus on your dash in the month of October, or any month for that matter, you reblog it. Even if you’ve already reblogged said graphic. It’s the law. At least when it comes to me.

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When celebrities buy 321649821375926 dollar dresses and Im just here like 

More Laughs Here

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Everybody in my house is asleep.. and then there’s me. 

ijustdontgivahfuhck:

then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me

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Explaining Southernisms, pt 1 

• British flatmate: ... and then, [coworker] set the toaster on fire. We were out in the cold for an hour.
• Me: Well... bless his heart.
• British flatmate: What does that actually mean? You say it quite a bit.
• Me: Um... well, I guess 'bless your heart' is best translated as American Southern for 'I'm sorry you're such an idiot'.

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The 37th GIF in folder is you when you look in the mirror in the morning. 

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