“Kids, your Aunt Robin never became a pole vaulter, but she did become a famous journalist, a successful business woman, a world traveler. She was even briefly a bull fighter. That’s a funny story, I’ll get to that one later. But there’s one thing your Aunt Robin never was; she was never alone.”
(via hey-bigspender)
#THE KIDS THO #WHEN I SAY THE BOY IN THE SUIT I SCREAMED #AND WHEN I SAW HOW PRETTY THE DAUGHTER WAS I SCREAMED#WHEN ROBIN CALLED BARNEY ‘YOUR FATHER’ I SCREAMED #WHEN ROBIN SAID ‘YOU’RE NOT REAL’ I SCREAMED #I SCREAMED A LOT
(Source: rubybass, via apriki)
Barney: Can you believe we almost…
Robin: I know.
Barney: Good thing we didn’t.
Robin: Yeah, I mean not long after that, you got together with Nora.
Barney: And you met Kevin.
Robin: Yeah, disaster averted.
Barney: Exactly, it would have ruined everything.
(Source: stinson)
Which pose will you display your naked man in?
(Source: stinson, via old-pdunphy)
(via spiderbambi)